Went to the office with Stoogess today.
It is my job to hunt box elder bugs while she "works." She says she brings home bacon but that's not what she does.
She's a lawyer. I guess that means she yells at people on the phone all day. And emails people. Probably in all caps.
Frankly, lawyers suck. If she didn't clean my litter box, I would lie on her face while she sleeps and suffocate her. She would probably thank me.
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