Stoogess: Did you hear that that fucking idiot Rush Limbaugh called that woman a slut?
Stooge: What woman?
Stoogess: You know, that law student who wanted to testify about contraceptives before that Congressional committee.
Stooge: He did? Why?
Stoogess: Because he's a stupid fat fucker who ought to be taken out back and horse whipped.
Stooge: Huh.
Today this happened while I was trying to take a nap.
Earlier in the morning, I tried to wake up Stooge by putting my mousie on his pillow, but he shoved me off the bed in an unfriendly way. So I went to small un-stooge's room and bit his toes until he got up and fed me.
It wasn't until I was about to lie down and take a well deserved nap in a patch of sunlight that those lazy stooges got up, shuffled into the livingroom carrying a couple cups of coffee, and started this claptrap. Who the hell is Rush Limbaugh anyway? And why is he rushing? Especially if he is a fat fucker, as Stoogess calls him?
At any rate, here's me. I'm yelling "shut the hell up," because it was about the stupidest conversation I've ever heard and I wanted to sleep.
